Jewish and black kid A Jewish and black kid asked his teacher one day ""am I more black or more Jewish?"" The teacher didn't know how to answer, so he told the boy to ask his rabbi. So, the boy asks his rabbi ""am I more Jewish or more black?"" The rabbi told him to ask his mother. So the boy ran home and asked his mom ""am I more Jewish or more black?"" The mom tells him to go ask his father. So the boy goes to his dad and says ""dad, my teacher told me to ask my rabbi who told me to ask my mom who told me to ask you, am I more Jewish or more black? I really have to know."" The dad tells him ""son, I'm black and your mom is Jewish, so you're equal halves. Why do you need to know so bad?"" The boy replies, ""there's a kid selling a bike down the street and I wanna know if I should haggle or just steal it.""