A bunch of Hollywood celebrities formed two baseball teams... ...to raise money for a charity. The day of the match arrived and everyone was ready. The celebrities were dressed in their outfits, some practising their throws and catches, others practising their swing. Russell Crowe was selected to umpire. The match started, and the two teams, ""The Beverly Hills Bosses"" and ""The Hollywood Hustlers"" went to play. The match was going great, with both teams outperforming expectations and making high run totals, and fans of both teams wildly cheering, even more so as the actors occasionally threw their hats into the crowd. The match was close. The Hollywood Hustlers were one run behind The Beverly Hills Bosses, and Mark Wahlberg was playing. One more strike and they would lose. Of course, even though this was a charity match it was an intense moment for Marky Mark, who was this close to making or breaking it for his team. He didn't want to disappoint. He took a deep breath. Matt Damon threw the ball. Ready with his bat, Mark was ready to swing. He sensed something weird and looked back for a split second, but this cost him: he missed the ball. ""STRIKE THREE!"" yelled Russell Crowe. Wahlberg was furious. He went up to Crowe and complained, and the conversation soon got into a loud argument. Others around them were soon approaching them to break it up. Wahlberg even threw a few punches at Crowe, not willing to accept this decision. A hurt Crowe, now on the ground, snapped, got up and threw a Falcon Punch at Wahlberg, knocking him down with a single blow like Rocky Balboa did to Apollo Creed. The crowd went insane. The next day, the headline read ""Star Wars: The Umpire Strikes Back!"" ^(*For more long buildups leading to terrible puns, visit r/feghoot*)