Santa Claus said that he would give me a present this year... ...But he made out with my mom instead!#Santa Claus#Parents#Santa#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
You lied! Santa Claus is NOT real, mom! If "mom" is even your real name... [Neighbor to mom] hi Susan! *kid faints*#Santa Claus#Susan#Kids#Parents+2 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus. The FedEx guy, and the Walmart greeter. Mom's kind of a slut.#Santa Claus#Fedex#Walmart#Parents+2 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus. Then I saw her arguing with him about money. Now I see Santa drinking by himself.#Santa Claus#Money#Parents#Santa+1 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What's the similarity between Santa Claus and your doorbell ringing at 3am? It's your dad.#Santa Claus#Parents#Santa#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp