A young, eager priest is assigned to a new parish... A young, eager priest is assigned to a new parish, and the local bishop made a point of asking him to visit the elderly and infirm who weren't able to attend Mass any longer. Wanting to make a good impression, the priest immediately had the parish secretary make him a list and he began to aggressively make the rounds. He'd been out all day and hadn't stopped to eat, and he found himself at an older lady's home, sitting next to an end table with a large bowl of peanuts. He began to munch on them while he and the older lady talked, and was surprised and embarrassed when he finished off the whole bowl. ""Oh dear. I'm so sorry,"" he said, ""I seem to have eaten all of your peanuts. I guess I never stopped to eat today."" ""That's okay dear, I'll make more,"" said his hostess. ""Make more?"" ""Oh yes. My son brings me chocolate covered peanuts all the time. And, you see, I love chocolate, *but I don't eat peanuts*.""