What did the brazillian father ask for for christmas from his wife? ""A little head, baby""

My mother has now been sending me a Valentine's card for 28 years. She's persistent but I'm not interested.

I'm not saying she's worse than my mom... But my wife doesn't seem to like any of my girlfriends.

Necessity is the mother of invention, and the wife of bill. Bill is the only one in the family with a normal name.