One time I wore my brother's t-shirt, and my dad asked if I was dressing up as his favorite child for Halloween.

My wife didn't post an essay thanking our kids for making her a mom on Facebook and now child services is on the way.

I wonder if anyone besides me has the bumper sticker, "Proud parent of your wife's kid."

Kid: Dad, what does ironic mean? Dad: Well son, when 2 people decide to get married on Independence Day.....