A guy decides to try horseback riding... ... even though he has had no lessons nor prior experience. He mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace but the guy begins to slide from the saddle. In terror, he grabs for the horse's mane but cannot seem to get a firm grip. He tries to throw his arms around the horse's neck but he slides down the horse's side anyway. The horse gallops along seemingly impervious to its slipping rider. Finally giving up his frail grip the guy attempts to leap away from the horse and throw himself to safety. Unfortunately his foot has become entangled in the stirrup. He is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as his head is struck against the ground over and over. As his head is battered against the ground he is mere moments away from unconsciousness when to his great fortune, John, the Walmart Greeter sees his dilemma and unplugs the horse... and you thought all they did was say Hello.