Hellen Keller was the first person to go to Disney land. Don't worry, she didn't know it either.#Keller#First Person#Disney#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I'm pretty sure that if Walt Disney watched Disney Channel today, he would cry.#Walt Disney#Disney#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
How to make a Disney Pixar film: 1. Take something that doesn't talk 2. Make it talk#Disney#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Don't forget to cut me off so you can be the first person to the red light.#First Person#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
smh, I bought tickets to Disney on ice & it was just 2 hours of Donald Duck smoking crystal meth#Donald Duck#Disney#Ice And It#Animals+1 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp