Lunch with Dad. A Dad took his two boys, ages 4 and 6 to a diner for lunch while out Christmas shopping. The waitress asked the older boy what he wanted and he said, ""I'll have a damn cheeseburger!"" Angry that his son had cussed, and in public, the Dad reflexively back handed him off his stool. The waitress, nonplussed, asked the younger boy what he wanted to eat. The boy replied, ""Well I'm not getting a cheeseburger, that's for sure.""