Once there was a Cowboy and a Lawyer. The Lawyer went deer hunting on a friend's farm. A huge buck comes along and the Lawyer raises his gun, fires and the deer runs off injured. There Lawyer gets down from his tree stand and tracks the deer to a neighboring property lying across the fence line. As the Lawyer starts to climb the fence to claim his buck, a Cowboy comes strolling up on horseback. ""Whoaaa there, where do you think you're going?"" Said the Cowboy. ""Well,"" said the Lawyer ""You see I shot this buck on my friends land and he ran across this fence line and died on your land. So I'm just coming across to claim what is rightfully mine."" ""Well partner, I'm sorry 'bout your luck but this ol' buckaroo is mine now."" The Cowboy said. The Lawyer starting to get angry, ""If you don't let me come over and get that buck, I'll sue your country ass for everything you got, and win."" The Cowboy said, ""I've got a better idea, how about we settle this like real men and I'll kick you, and then you will kick me and we'll keep taking turns. Whoever is the last one standing gets the buck."" ""Deal"" said the Lawyer. The Cowboy gets down from his horse and walks up to the Lawyer, pulls back his leg and kicks the Lawyer right in the nuts, as hard as you can kick someone with steel toe boots. The Lawyer falls to the ground puking, crying out in pain holding his junk. After about five minutes the Lawyer finally somewhat composes himself and gets to his feet on shaky legs. ""OK, my turn"" said the Lawyer. The Cowboy laughs and says, ""That's ok, you can have the buck.""