Once there was a Cowboy and a Lawyer. The Lawyer went deer hunting on a friend's farm. A huge buck comes along and the Lawyer raises his gun, fires and the deer runs off injured. There Lawyer gets down from his tree stand and tracks the deer to a neighboring property lying across the fence line. As the Lawyer starts to climb the fence to claim his buck, a Cowboy comes strolling up on horseback. ""Whoaaa there, where do you think you're going?"" Said the Cowboy. ""Well,"" said the Lawyer ""You se…