A fascist, a billionaire and a president walk into a bar... ...and he says ""one beer please"".#Money#Politics#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I applied for a loan from the U.S. Government, but was turned down because I had a legitimate repayment plan#Us Government#Money#Politics#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
If I could have back all the money I've spent on drugs and alcohol, I'd celebrate by buying more drugs and alcohol.#Money#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Here's a crazy idea. What if Budweiser took all that advertising money and actually made better beer?#Money#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Just told everybody in the bar to shut the hell up so my date could hear the full effect of my velcro wallet opening.#Money#Religion#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp