Trump and a Mexican Fisherman. Trump and a Mexican man are out fishing when suddenly Trump reels in a golden fish. The fish looks at the men and says ""Congratulations! You have caught me and know I shall grant you both three wishes."" The fish turns to Trump and says ""Since you are the one who reeled me in, you get to go first."" ""Alright,"" says Trump, ""I wish that all of the Mexicans in America were gone."" ""It is done."" ""Now, I want a massive concrete wall surrounding all of America so that they cannot get back in."" ""It is done."" ""Finally, I wish that all Americans from around the world returned to their glorious homeland ."" ""It is done."" And with that, Trump disappeared. The fish turns to the Mexican and says ""Now for your wishes."" The Mexican asks ""Are all of the Americans in America?"" ""Yes."" ""Only Americans?"" ""Yes."" ""And there is a large wall surrounding all of America ?"" ""Yes."" ""Then I wish for you to fill it with water.""