Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer A Russian couple was walking down the street in St. Petersburg the other night, when the man felt a drop hit his nose. ""I think it's raining,"" he said to his wife. ""No, that felt more like snow to me,"" she replied. ""No, I'm sure it was just rain, he said."" Well, as these things go, they were about to have a major argument about whether it was raining or snowing. Just then they saw a minor communist party official walking toward them. ""Let's not fight about i…

A Russian couple walks down a street in Moscow when the man feels a drop hit his nose. ""I think it's raining,"" he says to his wife. ""No, that feels like snow to me, dear,"" she replies. Just then, a minor communist party official walks towards them. ""Let's not fight about it,"" the man says. ""Let's ask Comrade Rudolph whether it's officially raining or snowing."" ""It's raining, of course"" Comrade Rudolph says and walks on. But the woman insists, ""I know that felt like snow."" To which th…

Always trust the soviet weather man. A couple were visiting an art gallery in soviet St. Petersburg when they looked out of the window and saw the weather starting to look quite cloudy. The wife turned to her husband and said ""We should get back to the hotel,I think its going to snow!"" Before her husband could reply their tour guide leaned over and said ""Don't worry, it will only rain, definitely no snow!"" So they continued on their tour. At the next window they came to the wife looked outsi…

A Russian couple was walking down the streets of Saint Petersburg on Christmas Eve And they felt a slight precipitation on their heads. ""I think its raining"" says the man ""No its snowing"" says the woman ""How about we ask this communist officer here? He is always right!"" The man exclaims. ""Officer Rudolph, is it raining or snowing?"" ""Definitely raining"" he said before walking away. The man turns to his wife and says with a smile. ""See? Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear!""