All my life I was in love with one woman... Her name was Susan. She had the most beautiful eyes, and the most gorgeous, flowing brown hair. We were friends and I had a crush on her all through high school. Then I got drafted to the service and lost contact with her. A few years later I had left the service and we eventually got back in contact. We had a few dates, and I took her home after one night out at the bar, and that's when I suffered the biggest disappointment of my life. Her cunt was big. I mean to tell you it was huge, you could put both hands in and clap. Despite myself, I'm down there fingering her and she says ""Ouch your ring's hurting me."" ""That's my wristwatch!"" This joke was told to me many years ago by an old man who was a great friend of mine. He passed away last year and I figure I owed it to him to make sure at least one of his epic/funny stories about his life would be shared and a little part of him would live on. Hope you enjoyed, Lord knows my 14 year old self sure did the first time I heard it.