A vegan, a gap year student and a girl with a boyfriend walk into a bar Who tells you first?#Dating#Food#School#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Dating is good practice for parenting because you learn not to care when someone is crying in a restaurant.#Dating#Food#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Girlfriend: Im not the best cook, is that cool? Me: Yeah, I love shitty food.#Dating#Food#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
[girl chatting up guy at bar] girl: so what do you do? magician: i halve a girlfriend#Dating#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Professor: "Did you just show up drunk to my exam?" No way "Hungover then?" Nope "There's a lime wedge on your face"#No Way#School#Teacher#Bar+1 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp