This Walmart is advertising $9.99 iPads to anyone who throws their baby into a snakepit.

At Walmart checkout other day:Cashier: "you have a dog?" Scanning dog food.Hubz: No, our kid needs the protein.

My kid just told me all she wants for Christmas is a bell so she can "make lots of money like the man outside walmart."

I would be so ashamed if I had a kid who didn't want to be famous.