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A drunk is thrown in jail for public intoxication ... ... The next day he's brought into court and the judge says, ""My good man, you've been brought here for drinking."" He says, ""Alright, judge, let's get started.""

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Joke ID: 01KKTNG1ACJ6139JDSE8FCRG2W

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