Apparently, "I judge a great wine by its alcohol content", doesn't impress wine snobs#Lawyer#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Me: Define Illegal Cop: You're drunk, riding a horse, shooting a gun and yelling 'For Narnia' Me: I want my lawyer.#Animals#Lawyer#Police#Bar+1 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
so a law school student walks into a bar- -exam and walks out a lawyer! good job I'm so proud of him.#School#Lawyer#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
A Lawyer walks into a bar Well, technically, he wasn't a lawyer yet...#Lawyer#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp