Me: Define Illegal Cop: You're drunk, riding a horse, shooting a gun and yelling 'For Narnia' Me: I want my lawyer.

Apparently, "I judge a great wine by its alcohol content", doesn't impress wine snobs

so a law school student walks into a bar- -exam and walks out a lawyer! good job I'm so proud of him.

A Lawyer walks into a bar Well, technically, he wasn't a lawyer yet...