Bear Attack An elderly man visits his doctor one day. ""I have some exciting news, Doctor!"", exclaimed man, with excitement. ""What is it?"", asked his doctor. ""My wife took a pregnancy test last week and, well.. we're expecting a child! Isn't it great!?"" ""What!?"", expressed the doctor, in confusion. ""But your wife is only 32, and you're almost 70!"" ""So? What does age matter when there is love between man and his wife?"", he said, clearly disappointed and displeased with the doctor's ske…

Boudreaux's Annual Check-Up Boudreaux, an 80-year-old Louisiana Cajun, goes to the doctor for his every year check-up. The doctor is amazed at what good shape he is. ""How do you stay in such great physical condition, Boudreaux?"" ""I stay in de swamp and I hunt and fish every day,"" say de old Cajun. ""Dat's why I'm in such good shape. I'm up well before daylight and out huntin' or fishin' ... all day. I have a beer wid breakfast and at lunch and wid my supper. An' I have a shot of hooch before…

Rednecks Pick a Doctor It seems a young Redneck couple are in need of a doctor for their baby to be. Unfortunately, even though they live near a large city, it seems none of the available White American doctors have room in their schedule for them. Obviously, Black doctors are out of the question, as are Italians (Catholic), Hispanics (ditto), and of course, Chinese, Japanese, and Irish. Frustrated, they call a family meeting of parents and In-Laws to try and sort out the problem. ""Say what you…

An Old Montana Cowboy An 80-year-old rancher from Montana goes to the Mayo clinic in Rochester for a check-up. The doctor is amazed at what good shape the guy is in and asks, 'How do you stay in such great physical condition?' 'I'm from Montana and in my spare time I like to hunt and fish' says the old guy, 'and that's why I'm in such good shape. I'm up well before daylight riding herd and mending fences and when I'm not doing that, I'm out hunting or fishing. In the evening, I have a beer, a sh…