A girl goes to a Church to confess..... Girl : ""Forgive me father for I have sinned."" Priest : ""What have you done my child?"" Girl : ""I called a man a son of a bitch."" Priest : ""Why did you call him a son of a bitch?"" Girl : ""Because he touched my hand."" Priest : ""Like this?"" (as he touches her hand) Girl : ""Yes father."" Priest : ""That's no reason to call a man a son of a bitch."" Girl : ""Then he touched my breast."" Priest : ""Like this?"" (as he touched her breast) Girl : ""Yes father."" Priest : ""That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."" Girl : ""Then he took off my clothes, father."" Priest : ""Like this?"" (as he takes off her clothes) Girl : ""Yes father."" Priest : ""That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."" Girl : ""Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where."" Priest : ""Like this?"" (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where) Girl : ""YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!"" (after a few minutes) Priest : ""That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."" Girl : ""But father, he had AIDS!"" Priest : ""THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!""