Jay Z and Beyonce had a 4 million dollar dinner with Obama.... Wtf did they eat? Fresh dinosaur?

That guy who ran through the White House could go to prison for ten years, so there's another reason I don't run.

Obama turns 52 today. Republicans vote to repeal it.

"more like president PAJAMA" *obama jumps into pj's, congress full of 12 year olds is pleased*