A man is driving down the road... When he comes to a stop sign. But he doesn't see anyone around, so he just slows down. However, a police officer was watching the intersection and pulls the man over. The cop says ""Sir, why didn't you stop at the stop sign?"" The man says ""Well there was no one around so I just slowed down."" To which the cop replies ""Sir, it's a stop sign. You have to stop"" ""Well I slowed down! what's the difference?"" The cop says ""Sir, get out of the car,"" and the cop …

So a penguin is driving down the road.. .. When his car starts to make funny noises. The penguin gets a little worried, and decides to go to the nearest mechanic. He sees the auto-shop just down the road, and pulls into the garage. He asks the mechanic to check his car out and the mechanic says ""Sure, come back in half an hour or so."" So the penguin is sitting in the waiting room patiently and notices an ice cream parlour. He goes and buys himself a cone. He's about half done when he realizes …

Last night, after full rehearsal of stage drama, I was taking a walk on the road... When I walked past a convenient store I thought of going in to buy something. Then I realised that I didn't have money with me. So I phoned my family to bring some money to me. While waiting for my money, I saw an old man burning joss paper by the road side. I went to have a chat with him ""What are you doing here ? "" I asked him ""I m sending money to my family "" he said. Then he asked me, "" What are you doin…

A rabbit is walking along a long road When he spots on old tavern up ahead. Its been a long journey so he decides to pop in for a little break. He appoaches the bar and orders a pint of ale and asks what food is on offer. ""Tonights special is toasted sandwiches, cheese, tomato or ham"" the landlord says. ""Great, I'll have a pint and a toasted cheese sandwich please. Oh and take one for yourself"" says the bunny cheerfully He takes a seat, eats his toasted sandwich and drinks his pint. then he …