A Reporter Visits a Small Village In the Woods... He approaches a small cabin and knocks at the door. A man answers the door, and after a few minutes of talking, the man agrees to help the reporter with his article about life outside the big city. The man invites the reporter in and offers him a drink. They sit down at the table and then the reporter asks a question... ""Do you know any interesting stories about this village, sir?"" The man replies quickly ""Of course I do! There was this time when the village's priest got lost in the woods! So all of us men of the village went looking for him! We spent the whole night searching, and once we found him, we were so overjoyed that we all gangbanged him!"" The reporter almost spits his drink after hearing that, but he forces himself to remain calm... ""Ha ha... uh, you see, sir... I-I don't think that story is... um, appropriate for our magazine; do you have a different story?"" The man thinks for a moment, and then starts ""Well... there was this time the village's oldest lady got lost in the woods! So all of us men of the village went looking for her! We spent the whole night searching, and once we found her, we were so overjoyed that we all gangbanged her!"" The reporter, resisting the urge to facepalm, decides to try a different approach... ""Ahem, okay, sir... how about we try a different story? I noticed a couple of farms on my way here. Maybe you could tell me some stories about cute farm animals for our younger readers"". Once again, the man replies quickly ""Ah, I've got a good one! Let me tell ya; there was this time my neighbor's cow got lost in the woods! So all of us village men went-"" ""STOP!!"" the reporter says, sounding more annoyed than intended, but he had a feeling that he knew where that story was going, and he definitely didn't want to add another disturbing mental picture to the ones he just got from the other stories. He takes a deep breath, and tries for the last time ""I just... look, sir... how about you just tell me a sad story? Do you have one of those?"" The man takes a moment... then he sobs quietly and answers ""Yeah, there was that time *I* got lost in the woods...""