A Reporter Visits a Small Village In the Woods... He approaches a small cabin and knocks at the door. A man answers the door, and after a few minutes of talking, the man agrees to help the reporter with his article about life outside the big city. The man invites the reporter in and offers him a drink. They sit down at the table and then the reporter asks a question... ""Do you know any interesting stories about this village, sir?"" The man replies quickly ""Of course I do! There was this time w…