ROBOT: You cannot defeat us ENGLISH TEACHER: Why's the ch pronounced differently in orchid than in orchard? ROBOT: [twitch, spark]

Johnny's on a Roll (With his two black balls)(SFW) Ms Wendall was a first grade teacher who had a bit of a morbid sense of humor. One day she said to the class, ""I have an interesting idea. Everyday, I will ask a very hard question and who ever can answer it will get to leave the class early. You can't look up the answer on a smart phone or computer, you just have to know it."" The class is intrigued, so they so they take up. Ms Wendall's offer. By the end of the class, Ms. Wendall asks the fir…

Computer gender joke A Spanish teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine. ""House"" for instance, is feminine: ""la casa."" ""Pencil,"" however, is masculine: ""el lapiz."" A student asked, ""What gender is 'computer'?"" Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether ""computer"" should be a masculine or a feminine noun. The …

A teacher receives a phone call shortly before the school day starts Caller: Mr. Brown, my son James will not come to school today because he is sick. Teacher: Who am I speaking to please? Caller: I am my father.