Johnny's on a Roll (With his two black balls)(SFW) Ms Wendall was a first grade teacher who had a bit of a morbid sense of humor. One day she said to the class, ""I have an interesting idea. Everyday, I will ask a very hard question and who ever can answer it will get to leave the class early. You can't look up the answer on a smart phone or computer, you just have to know it."" The class is intrigued, so they so they take up. Ms Wendall's offer. By the end of the class, Ms. Wendall asks the first question. ""What was the exact name of the strain that killed millions of people following the First World War?"" The student's weren't even pass state history so no one was able to answer and had to stay. The following day, Ms Wendall lobbed this gem at the class. ""What are the fundamental difference between empiricism and materialism and explain your response using the current situation-"" Looking at the dead eyes in the class, she knew no one was going to get it, so everyone had to stay. Johnny was sick of Ms Wendall getting away with this, he pretty much figured out that she was asking insanely tough questions. But, Johnny being the enterprising young man he was had an idea. The following school day, Johnny brings two 8-Balls into class. Ms Wendall's class is about to end and she getting ready to ask her question when Johnny rolls the two balls to the front of the class. Ms Wendall nearly trips on them. Annoyed she picks up the 8-Balls and says, ""OK, Who's the comedian with the two black balls?"" Johnny loudly replies ""Bill Cosby. I'm outta here!"" Edit: no more gif (u_u) Edit #2: Names.