So a little black boy... Is playing in the kitchen while his mom is cooking. He gets an idea and goes over to the cupboard and grabs a bag of flour. He proceeds to thoroughly coat himself in a layer of flour. Smiling, he walks up to his mom and says""look mom, I'm a little white boy!"". She slaps him across the face and says ""boy, get your ass to your room"". As he's walking to his room he passes his father in the living room. Once again he says ""look dad, I'm a little white boy!"". His father smacks him hard in the back of the head and says "" boy, get your ass to your room before i beat you"". Frowning, he slowly walks up the stairs, passes his grandmother's room and sees his old granny quilting in her room. He thinks she has a good sense of humor so he once again says "" look granny, I'm a little white boy!"" His grandmother grabs a belt off the bed and welts his ass up pretty good then says ""boy, get your ass to your room before I really give you something"". In tears now, he makes it to his room and yells down the hallway"" I ain't been white but 5 minutes and I already hate you niggers!""