A black boy is in the kitchen with his grandma ... ... who is preparing cookies. There's a big bowl of flour into which the boy sticks his hands, then he smears them around on his face and says, ""Look grandma, I'm a white boy!"" With a stern look of disapproval, she tells him ""Go into the living room and tell that to your daddy!"" Dad's in his easy chair reading the paper, and when his son races in and says ""Daddy daddy look, I'm a white boy!"" the father hauls off and smacks his son hard on the face, telling him ""Go into the bedroom and tell that to your mama!"" Dejected, he goes into the bedroom, tells his mama, and once again gets smacked in the face, now becoming very angry. He storms back into the kitchen, and when grandma asks him ""So what did you learn?"" he replies, ""Grandma, I've only been a white boy for 2 minutes and already I hate niggers.""