A joke from the 6-year old my girlfriend babysits... They are watching TV, and this conversation happens... GF: ""It's cold, I'm freezing in here."" KID: ""Let me guess. Your house is much hotter."" GF: ""No, actually it's much colder because my roommate doesn't want to put the heat on."" KID: ""So why don't you just put it on?"" GF: ""Because she doesn't want me to."" KID: ""Well maybe you should build a wall that you can go through but the temperature can't go through. So you can be in one part of the house and she can be in the other."" GF: ""Oh, yea, sounds like Donald trump"" KID: ""...But I said people can go through it."" Maybe this is only funny to me but it had me rolling.