A penguin has car trouble...(oldie) He pulls his car into a gas/service/diner and asks them to check it out. ""OK buddy, we'll get right on it. Shouldn't take more than a couple minutes. You can wait in the diner if you want."" so mr. penguin goes to the diner and orders a large sundae. after he's done he goes back to the mechanic ""Hey pal, I hate to tell you this but it looks like you blew a seal!"" ""Oh heavens no,"" says the penguin ""its just ice cream"" *obviously not original but i've only heard it once so i thought id give it a shot