A professional golfer was... angry when a man claimed his gorilla played better golf than the pro did. Betting $10,000 to prove it, the pro teed up on a par five and hit a beautiful shot down the centre of the green. The man pulled his gorilla out of a cage and handed him a club. Pointing to the where the hole was, he teed up a ball and stood back. The gorilla swung and whacked the ball so hard it disappeared from sight, then came back into view....only to drop a foot away from the pin. Disgusted, the golfer said ""Enough of this sham!"" and handed over the money. Angry at his defeat, the golfer stormed away. An onlooker said, astonished ""So, how does he putt?"" ""About the same as he drives,"" the gorilla's owner said.