Billy's Wife is Cheating Billy comes home early from work, only to find his wife sleeping with another man. He gets sad, then he gets really angry. Billy angrily pulls up his gun and points it at the guy. Billy's wife tries to calm Billy but Billy doesn't even listen to her. Billy shouts! ""Stay inside! I don't want you to see this."" Then Billy takes the man outside, Billy whispers at him: ""No one has to die. I'll pretend like I shot us both. Whoever she runs to, is the person she loves. Okay?"" The other guy, who is calmer now, agrees. They do the trick. Billy fires to the air twice, then they both pretend to be dead. Billy's wife comes outside to see them both laying on the floor. She turns back and talks: ""Okay. They both look dead! You can come out of the closet now!""