Old airforce joke A C-130 is being escorted by an F-16. The fighter pilot gets bored, pushes the engine and does some stunts. He loops, dives, does a few barrel rolls and has some fun. He radioes the C-130 pilot: ""How was that? Cool, huh?"" C-130 pilot radioes back: ""That was nothing. I can do something with my beauty of a plane no fighter pilot with his fighter can! Watch this:"" Patiently the fighter pilot waits for 5 minutes but the Hercules just keeps flying straight n' level. He asks the C-130 pilot what the hell he thinks he just did. Pilot answers: Well I had a little chat with the crew, made some coffee, microwaved and had breakfast, read the newspaper and took a little stroll! EDIT: Correction of a happy little accident, thanks u/captain-whamco