Tanjooberrymutts By the time you read through this you wil understand 'TANJOOBERRYMUTTS' The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-service in a hotel ... Room Service : ""Morrin. Roon sirbees."" Guest : ""Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."" Room Service: "" Rye . Roon sirbees...morrin! Joowish to oddor sunteen???"" Guest: ""Uh..... Yes, I'd like to order bacon and eggs."" Room Service: ""Ow ulai den?"" Guest: "".....What??"" Room Service: ""Ow ulai den?!?... Pryed, boyud , pochd?"" Guest: ""Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry..Scrambled, please."" Room Service: ""Ow ulai dee bayken? Creepse?"" Guest: ""Crisp will be fine."" Room Service: ""Hokay. Ansahn toes?"" Guest: ""What?"" Room Service: ""An toes. ulaisahn toes?"" Guest: ""I.... Don't think so.."" RoomService: ""No? Udo wan sahn toes???"" Guest: ""I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'udo wan sahn toes' means."" RoomService: ""Toes! Toes!...WhyUoo donwan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we botter?"" Guest: ""Oh, English muffin! !! I've got it! You were saying 'toast'... Fine...Yes, an English muffin will be fine."" RoomService: ""We botter?"" Guest: ""No, just put the botter on the side."" RoomService: ""Wad?!?"" Guest: ""I mean butter... Just put the butter on the side."" RoomService: ""Copy?"" Guest: ""Excuse me?"" RoomService: ""Copy...tea.. meel?"" Guest: ""Yes. Coffee, please... And that's everything."" RoomService: ""One Minnie. Scramah egg, creepse bayken, Anglish moppin, we botter on sigh and copy ... Rye ??"" Guest: ""Whatever you say."" RoomService: ""Tanjooberrymutts."" Guest: ""You're welcome"" Remember I said ""By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND 'TANJOOBERRYMUTTS'