Tanjoo Berry Mutts Here goes... The following is a telephonic exchange between a Hotel guest & room-service in China ... Room Service: ""Morrin. Roon sirbees."" Guest: ""Sorry, I thought I dialled room-service."" Room Service: ""Rye, Roon sirbees... morrin! Joowish to oddor sunteen?"" Guest: ""Uh... Yes, I'd like to order bacon & eggs."" Room Service: ""Ow ulai den?"" Guest: "" .......What?"" Room Service: ""Ow ulai den?... Pryed, boyud, pochd?"" Guest: ""Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry.. Scrambled, please."" Room Service: ""Ow ulai dee bayken? Creepse?"" Guest: ""Crisp will be fine."" Room Service: ""Hokay. An sahn toes?"" Guest: ""What?"" Room Service: ""An toes. ulai sahn toes?"" Guest: ""I.... Don't think so.."" RoomService: ""No? Udo wan sahn toes?"" Guest: ""I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'udo wan sahn toes' means."" RoomService: ""Toes! Toes!... Why Uoo don wan toes?... Ow bow anglish moppin we botter?"" Guest: ""Oh, English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'toast'... Fine...Yes, an English muffin will be fine."" RoomService: ""We botter?"" Guest: ""No, just put the botter on the side."" RoomService: ""Wad?"" Guest: ""I mean butter... Just put the butter on the side."" RoomService: ""Copy?"" Guest: ""Excuse me?"" Room Service: ""Copy.. tea... meel?"" Guest: ""Yes. Coffee, please... And that's everything."" Room Service: ""One Minnie. Scramah egg, creepse bayken, Anglish moppin, we botter on sigh & copy... Rye?"" Guest: ""Whatever you say."" Room Service: ""Tanjooberrymutts."" Guest: ""You're welcome""