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The purple feather Billy was walking to school when he spotted a purple feather on the side of the road . ""A purple feather! I can't wait to show everyone"" he exclaimed. It was lunch time at school and Billy decided to show his friend Jacob. Jacob held the feather and asked ""how did you find this?"" Billy replied ""I was walking to school and I found the feather on the side of the road. Class resumes and Billy is in science class. Mrs. Martha tells Billy to go to the hallway and she follows. "" Jacob told me you found a purple feather is that true?"" Billy replies ""Yes! I was walking to school and noticed something on the side of the road, which turned out to be a purple feather. I then proceeded to tell Jacob."" the teacher, fuming, sent Billy to the principals office. The principal asks ""Alright, what happened?"" Billy replied, ""I was walking to school when I found a purple feather on the side of the road, I proceeded to tell my friend Jacob who then told Mrs. Martha who then got pissed and sent me here."" the principal was disgusted and expelled Billy. Billy walked home confused as to why everyone is reacting so harshly. When Billy made it home his parents had already heard the news and were enraged. His mother yelled ""WHY WERE YOU EXPELLED!"" Billy replied, ""I was walking to school and found a purple feather, which I told my friend Jacob, who told Mrs. Martha,who sent me down to the principal's office, who expelled me."" the parents couldn't take it and kicked him out of the house. A week later Billy was dirt poor and decided to go to the police for help. When he arrived at the police station, the cop asked him what happened and Billy said, ""I was walking to school when I found a purple feather, then I told my friend Jacob , who told my teacher Martha, who sent me down to the principal, who expelled me, and then my parents kicked me out and I'm dirt poor."" the cop arrested Billy and put him in maximum security prison. Billy was enraged as he didn't understand why everyone is reacting so harshly to a purple feather. A wise old man saw his breakdown and asked him what happened. ""I was walking to school when I found a purple feather, which I told to my friend, who told my teacher, who sent me to the principal, who expelled me, then my parents evicted me, and the cops arrested me."" ""Do you want to know what the purple feather means?"" said the old man. ""yes!"" exclaimed Billy. ""South of this prison there is a cave, which will teleport you to a realm. You will then have to walk 10 miles, swim across the river, and climb the mountain. You will then find a hidden palace, cross the road and open the gate. There you will find your answer. "" Billy teamed up with his cell mates and escaped prison. Just like the old man said the cave was there. He walked the 10 miles but came prepared with lots of water. He then swam across the river. Billy also came prepared with climbing gear and went up the mountain. At last Billy saw the palace. Billy began crossing the road, forgot to look both ways,and got hit by a car and died. The end

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