So republican is running for office and doing campaigning . he was in a rural area that wasn't known to be a republican area and he stopped by a farm to do some campaigning. And when the farmer heard he was a republican his jaw dropped and he said wait right here while I go get Ma. She's never seen a republican before. And the candidate looked around for a podium from which to give his speech. And the only thing he could find was a pile of m fertilizer. S he got up on the mound and when they came back he gave his speech. And at the end of it the farmer said that is the first time I've ever heard a republican speech. And the candidate said that's the first time I've ever given a republican speech from a democratic platform !