In the beginning, God created Heaven and Earth. Everything else was made in China.

Most populated places in the world: 1. China 2. India 3. United States 4. Indonesia 5. Friend Zone 6. Hell

A Jew in China So a Rabbi goes on a business trip to China. After a brief search he finds the local Synagogue. He walks in, and asks one of the members ""When is Mincha?(afternoon prayers). The man looks at him and says: ""You Jew? Funny. You no rook Jew.""

A muslim arrives in paradise. He demands his 72 virgins but it turns out there just aren't enough women in heaven. He insists on his virgins. So he's given 72 female babies made in China.