Why was Jimmy Carter like the LIRR (Long Island Railroad)? He used to pull out of Rosalynn at 5AM every morning. **For the low-information jokesters here: Carter's wife's first name is Rosalynn, and Roslyn is a stop on the LIRR.

How are Jimmy Carter and the Long Island Railroad the same? They both pull out of Roslyn every morning at 8:15.

What did Jimmy Carter say to Ronald Reagan? Let me Eat your Turds !! Lol !!

Why do the Gorillas like Jimmy Carter? They don't really know - but they're NUTS about him!