*sees guy dressed as ghost for Halloween* Hey buddy thats not funny, my grandma is a ghost

I scream, You scream, We all scream because grandma is visiting for Christmas and she forgot her hearing aids again.

This transition of power reminds me of when my grandma turned over Thanksgiving duties to my mom and the night ended with police showing up.

Grandma, stop asking people what they're supposed to be for Halloween-this is Walmart.