a little boy's Christmas A little boy went to see Santa. He was sitting on Santas lap and Santa says to the boy, ""I know what you want for Christmas, you want a B O O K (Santa spells the word book, with each letter he taps the boy on the nose) Little boy replies, ""No. Thats not what I want for Christmas"". Santa says, ""Then I know what you want for Christmas,"" Santa taps the boy on the nose and spells, ""B I K E"". Again the little boy says,"" No. That is not what I want for Christmas"". Santa says, ""Then what do you want for Christmas?"" Boy says"" I want some P U S S Y and dont try to tell me you havent got any because I can smell it on your finger.""