Child twister: "I can't tear up that farmhouse, Dad" Dad twister: "Come on son we're Kansas tornadoes, not Kan'tsas tornadoesn'ts"

TRUMP: Hillary won't stand up to America's enemies. I will. *Gets into fights with Miss Universe, Gold Star family, and a baby*

Hillary Clinton is out jogging. she passes a young boy selling puppies. ""Buy a puppy Ma'am?"" asks the lad. ""Oh no sorry,"" says Mrs. Clinton. "" We have a cat already you know."" ""But they are Democrat puppies, Ma'am"" asserts the enterprising lad. Clinton smiles, but again declines. The boy nods, Clinton jogs on. The next day Clinton is jogging by the same spot. There again is the boy still trying to sell the puppies. As Clinton jogs by she over hears the youth telling the potential custome…

Bill and Hillary are at a Yankees home game, sitting in the first row, With the Secret Service people directly behind them. One of the Secret Service guys leans forward and Whispers something to Bill. At first, Clinton stares At the guy, looks at Hillary, looks Back at the agent, and shakes his head ""no."" The agent then says, ""Mr. President, it was a Unanimous request of the entire Team, from the owner of the team to the bat boy."" Bill hesitates...but begins to change his mind when The agent…