A mother and her son were flying ""Southwest Airlines"" from Kansas to Chicago. The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and said ""If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats why don't big planes have baby planes?"" The mother (who couldn't think of an answer) told her son to ask the stewardess. So the boy asked the stewardess ""If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats why don't big planes have baby planes?"" The stewardess asked ""Did your mot…

A family of three was heading to Kansas, and they got to the airport way early. The four-year-old son, super excited, kept wandering off, so his dad had to chase him down over and over. Finally, the dad got tired and said, “If you wander off again, I’ll check you in with the luggage!” Of course, the kid wanders off again. So the dad picks him up and takes him to the gate agent. The agent says, “Uh, sir, you can’t check in your own child.” The dad sighs and says, “So… you’re saying I’ll have t…

A small family of three booked a flight to Kansas They arrived at the airport several hours early. As he was only four years old and this was his first experience with this sort of thing, the son was constantly wandering off. Several times, the father had to chase him down, pick him up, and haul him back to their seats at the flight gate. After a while, he grew tired of this and told the child, "If you wander off again, I'm going to check you with the rest of the luggage." Sure enough, wander…

"Pika pika pika!" [translated] "I'm sorry, children. Your father was stolen by a Pokemon trainer who has to beat a child named Gary."