I am going to live stream my extremely Mexican wife farting onto an 8x10 photograph of Donald trump at midnihgt

A man asked his neighbour Donald -I've noticed that so many women come to your house, how do you to seduce them? -Well I try not to call them by their real names, it helps to build the relation faster. The man returns home and knocks on the door to try this method with his wife, he shout : It's me Jeyjey She replies : the door's open Donald, come i'm in my bed.

Donald Trump fell ill and is on his deathbed... He has his whole family and his most intimate friends close by comforting him on his last few hours on earth. They all gather around him and listen to his amazing stories of how he built his empire and how he had a terrific life. Towards the end of the evening he calls his wife Melania and says *""Quick, Melania!! Get me a Muslim priest! I want to convert to Islam!""* Everyone in the room is completely shocked! Is this the *real* Donald Trump? Conv…

""Donald is intensely loyal. To family, friends, employees, country."" -His 3rd wife