""Donald is intensely loyal. To family, friends, employees, country."" -His 3rd wife#Donald#3rd Wife#Marriage#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I am going to live stream my extremely Mexican wife farting onto an 8x10 photograph of Donald trump at midnihgt#Donald#Marriage#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I'm only watching the royal wedding for the bishop. I've always wanted to see a person who only moves diagonally.#Marriage#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
My wife reads two books a week and I just told my son that an idiom is a group of idiots.#Marriage#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Kobe Bryant's Wife filing for divorce. I bet somewhere right now Kim Kardashian is plotting..#Kobe Bryants#Kim Kardashian#Marriage#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp