I am going to live stream my extremely Mexican wife farting onto an 8x10 photograph of Donald trump at midnihgt

I'm only watching the royal wedding for the bishop. I've always wanted to see a person who only moves diagonally.

My wife reads two books a week and I just told my son that an idiom is a group of idiots.

Kobe Bryant's Wife filing for divorce. I bet somewhere right now Kim Kardashian is plotting..