3rd Wife Jokes

""Donald is intensely loyal. To family, friends, employees, country."" -His 3rd wife

3 men and their lunch 3 men were sitting eating their lunch... The 1st man had Spag Bol for lunch and yelled out in frustration - ""Spag Bol! SPAG BOL AGAIN!! I swear if I get Spag Bol for lunch again I will kill myself >("" The 2nd man had a Turkey Sandwich for lunch and he yelled out in frustration - ""Turkey Sandwich! TURKEY SANDWICH AGAIN!! I swear if I get Turkey Sandwich for lunch again I will kill myself >("" The 3rd man had Roast Beef for lunch and he also yelled out in frustration…

""I was married 3 times"" explained the man to a newly discovered drinking partner ""and I'll never marry again. My first 2 wives died of eating poison mushrooms and my 3rd wife died of a fractured skull."" ""That's a shame."" said his friend ""How did it happen?"" ""She wouldn't eat the mushrooms!""