Donald Trump fell ill and is on his deathbed... He has his whole family and his most intimate friends close by comforting him on his last few hours on earth. They all gather around him and listen to his amazing stories of how he built his empire and how he had a terrific life. Towards the end of the evening he calls his wife Melania and says *""Quick, Melania!! Get me a Muslim priest! I want to convert to Islam!""* Everyone in the room is completely shocked! Is this the *real* Donald Trump? Converting to *Islam*? At this point everyone is convinced that the ol' Donald has finally completely lost his mind. His wife Melania with tears in her eyes comes close to him and says, *""Why Donald? Why do you want to convert to Islam? You understand that this could be one of the last things you do here on earth? Why do you want to convert to Islam?""* Donald pulls her closer and whispers in her ear, *""Better one of them die than one of us.""*