What would happen if Donald Trump was about to be assassinated? Secret Service would shout ""Donald, Duck!""

Donald Trump loses the election and suffers a nervous breakdown. After he recovers, he buys a farm and starts to raise animals to relax. Rosie O'Donnell decides to go visit him. She arrives at the farm and sees the Donald walking a sheep on a leash. Donald walks up to her and says, ""I'd like to introduce you to this pig."" Rosie says, ""That's not a pig, that's a sheep"" The Donald replies, ""I know, that's who I was talking to""

Donald Trump and his chauffeur are driving on a country road. Suddenly, a pig runs in front of the car. The chauffeur has no time to react, and runs over it, giving it instant death. The chauffeur stops the car, gets out and looks around. He spots a small farm-house in the distance. Donald says to his chauffeur, ""You should at least tell them that you've killed the pig"" The chauffeur does as he's told. A couple of hours later, the chauffeur stumbles out of the farmhouse, covered in lipstick ki…

Donald Meets The Queen of England! Together the Queen of England and Donald Trump proceeded to Buckingham Palace in a carriage drawn by six white horses. Regrettably, the rear horse let go of a putrid and lingering fart. The coach stunk like a sewage treatment plant, and the Queen turned to Donald and said: ""Mister Trump, please accept my humblest apologies, but there are some things that even a Queen cannot control."" Donald quickly replied: ""Please don't give it a second thought Your Majesty…